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This page contains quotations (Cheap Thoughts) and jokes (Really Cheap Thoughts) of dubious relevance to anything in particular. Browse at your own risk.
Last updated: June 26, 2007
New Cheap Thoughts added and integrated into the main database.
Cheap Thoughts Index
Cheap Thoughts on Science
Really Cheap Thoughts Index
A collection of sublimely wise, partially wise, moderately wise, dangerously unwise, ridiculously insane, and hopelessly stupid quotations, painstakingly selected from the assembled wisdom (such as it is) of humanity
I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
Dorothy Parker, “The Little Hours” (1944)
Cheap Thoughts on Science
A collection of quotations about science. Many other science-related topics are scattered throughout the other Cheap Thoughts sections.
The future of humanity is uncertain, even in the most prosperous countries, and the quality of life deteriorates; and yet I believe that what is being discovered about the infinitely large and the infinitely small is sufficient to absolve this end of the century and millennium. What a very few are acquiring in knowledge of the physical world will perhaps cause this period not to be judged as a pure return to barbarism.
Levi, Other People's Trades (1989)
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|What Is Science?||Research|
|Archaeology, Geology, and Paleontology||Science and Imagination|
|Astronomy||Science and Progress|
|Atomic Stuff||Science and Religion|
|Biology and Life||Science and Society|
|Laboratories and Experiments||Scientists|
Really Cheap Thoughts
A collection of jokes, puns, riddles, parodies, limericks and other attempts at poetry (what could be verse?), one-liners, silly definitions, science jokes, and other dangerously insane forms of humor and near-humor
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
|Academic Humor||Money Jokes|
|Daffy Definitions||Office Humor|
|Doctor Jokes||Philosophically Speaking|
|A Guy Goes into a Bar ...||Puns|
|An Intelligence (?) Test||Regional Humor|
|Knock-Knock Jokes||STAR TREK Jokes|
|Lightbulb Jokes||We're Not Getting Any Younger|
|Men and Women||Why Ask Why|
|Mental Health Jokes||Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?|
|Miscellaneous Jokes||Random Really Cheap Thoughts|
|Science and Nature||Mathematics Jokes|
|Biology Jokes||Physics Jokes|
|Chemistry Jokes||The SI-lly System|
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