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I know the categories below don't begin with
the letter "Z", but until I find some quotes
about zebras, this is as good a place
as any to stick them.


Random Cheap Thoughts

The Final Cheap Thought


A Few More-Or-Less Completely Random Cheap Thoughts


Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
     Ashleigh Brilliant


I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
     Ashleigh Brilliant


Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
     Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894)
     "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"


Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird.
     Steven Wright


The Final Cheap Thought


It's over, and can't be helped, and that's one consolation, as they say in Turkey, ven they cuts off the wrong man's head.
     Sam Weller in Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers (1837)