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Knock-Knock Jokes

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo-fashioned cowboy.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to do these jokes all night?

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Diploma. Diploma who? Diploma is here to fix the sink.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Early bird gets the worm.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants I breaka your face.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fornication. Fornication who? Fornication like this you should wear a black tie.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we're going to Miami.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Frankfurter. Frankfurter who? Frankfurter lovely evening.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida Who? Ida called first, but the phone's not working.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. (Mooo.)

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working?

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for supper.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Philip Glass.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Okay. Who, who, who, who, who.

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? (sings) Sam and Janet Evening!

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan Stripes Forever!

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Toreador. Toreador who? Open up or I'll Toreador down!